Angels that were off having sex with humans, I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron

I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron

Today we will talk about

ANGELS

Angels if they are not dancing on heads of pins they are bitching about the angels that were off having sex with humans and it not being right that god punishing the innocent ones by removing their dicks ....................

And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

And they are so stuck on class!!!

Want to know some of the highest? 

OK I will give you three types

Seraphim

No one would ever want to meet the shouters...eg: Seraphim (singular "Seraph"), mentioned in Isaiah 6:1-7 are the highest angelic class and serve as the caretakers of God's throne and continuously shout praises: 

"HOLY, HOLY, HOLY is the Lord of hosts; the whole earth is full of his glory! ..........you have to wonder how they ever pissed god off so much to give them that job.


Now if you can't stand the idea of shouting till the end of time how about being a wheel? HMG just what the heck were the bible writers smoking?

Ophanim 

The Ophanim Wheels, also known as Thrones, from the vision of are unusual looking even compared to the other celestial beings; They appear as a wheel-within-a-wheel, their rims covered with hundreds of eyes.

Smoking I think someone has been sniffing white powder to think up: Cherubim

Cherubim

Cherubim have four faces: one of each a man, an ox, lion, and an eagle. They have four conjoined wings covered with eyes, a lion's body figure, and they have ox's feet.

Sigh .................. and this is just the first sphere

People say I poke fun at religion, who me? 

Nah I don't think I need to as no way I can make it sound funnier than it already is ................. 

I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron a cynical and sarcastic look at religion where Gods and Demons can be treated with less respect than the Easter Bunny and not just because the latter brings chocolate and the former death and destruction but that is at least one good reason! 


Metatron from the Greek after and throne taken together as "one who serves behind the throne" or "one who occupies the throne next to the throne of glory" and yes it is a real word.

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I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron

Metatron

I am the Voice of God, I am the Metatron a cynical and sarcastic look at religion where Gods and Demons can be treated with less respect than the Easter Bunny and not just because the latter brings chocolate and the former death and destruction but that is at least one good reason! 

Metatron from the Greek after and throne  taken together as "one who serves behind the throne" or "one who occupies the throne next to the throne of glory" and yes it is a real word.

You can't find Metatron in the dictionary? so? is that my fault go buy a better dictionary!

Voice of God Er..... Yes, that is me 

So expect to discover what having a god is like Er..... and if you want to complain just remember I am the Voice of God and not you so zip it!

We're evolving; 

and here is 

the whole point

Metatron is described as the Archangel who 

is bright enough to look God straight in the eye: 

one day, then, all humans will also 

 be able to sit among the 

highest frequencies without full spontaneous 

combustion.

So saith the Metatron

(useless spell checker does not have

 Metatron let alone saith)

Ba'al A Storm God that gives one hell of a great 

party  

And the Jewish God did not like parties!

So Ba'al became the demon of rain clouds and 

having a good party  

When crops were abundant, Ba‘al was praised and thanked for his abundant rain. It is in this context that drought had such impact throughout the biblical traditions. Not only was lack of rain a threat to survival, it was also a sign that the gods of the Ba‘al myth were unhappy. 

It is this context that the "contest" between Elijah and the prophets of Ba’al carries such significance. The issue is really who controls the rain, Ba‘al or Yahweh.

Hosea suggests and Jeremiah graphically depicts the debauchery and excesses that developed in the worship of Ba‘al. 

Because of the sexual overtones of Ba‘al worship, it was easy to use the metaphor of adultery or prostitution to describe the problem that such syncretism raised for Israel. The prophets are consistent in condemning Ba‘al worship as a sign of being unfaithful to their covenant relationship with Yahweh. It is also in this context that the idea of Yahweh being a "jealous" God comes into play 

 The idea here is not an emotional or arrogant dimension, but rather simply an assertion that if God alone is God, as the shema in Deuteronomy 6:4 asserts, then they cannot worship both Yahweh and Ba‘al.

It is likely in response to the Ba‘al myth that Israelites eventually developed their profound doctrine of creation. If Yahweh were to be the only God, then he had to fulfill the role taken by the gods of the Canaanite pantheon. The primary revelation of God for the Israelites was in the exodus. From this experience they could easily work backward to understanding that the same God who created them as a people was the Creator of the world in which they lived. Or, to express this idea from the opposite perspective, Ba‘al worship was a denial that God was really the creator and sustainer of the world. It is from this perspective that many of the names and titles carried by Ba‘al were taken over and transformed to apply to Yahweh (for example, "rider of the clouds" in Psalm 68:4). That was simply a theological way for the Israelites to say that whatever the Canaanites claimed that Ba‘al did, it was actually Yahweh who did those